The Smiling Buddha

One fine day my tooth cells died

And my buck tooth turned black

Looked in the mirror and hard I cried

Oh it looked so gross and wack

Didn’t laugh even at the funniest joke

Just Smiled at everyone and never laughed again

And Smiling Buddha was my new name

I went to a party and opened my mouth

And everyone there shouted aloud

Like they have seen bloody Mary

But my laughter was indeed scary

Then they laughed so hard, I cried

You still look beautiful they lied

Smiled at everyone and never Β laughed again

And Smiling Buddha was my new name

Depressed, hideous, hiding my face

I met a man who’d got a scarred face

I asked

World is watching aren’t you scared

He simply said, son remember the word

World is a hoe. Fuck the world!!

I’ve still got a black tooth but I do laugh

They call me smiling Buddha

I tell them to fuck off

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78 comments

  1. misstalkaholic · January 8, 2017

    Haha, where did you come with that.. great

    Like

  2. Akhila · January 9, 2017

    the moment of enlightenment..

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 9, 2017

      very true…..
      that moment and this moment I have actually fucked the world…..
      excuse the narcissism

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Fab Writings · January 9, 2017

    haha, The smiling Buddha!!
    The message behind it was even more beautiful!
    Loved it Bhai! πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Pradita Kapahi · January 9, 2017

    Cracked me up good!
    BTW I’ve nominated you for the Bloggers Recognition Award. Please check it out on https://thepraditachronicles.wordpress.com/2017/01/09/bloggers-recognition-award/

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 9, 2017

      oh wow…. that’s very sweet of you…
      I am sure you wont mind if I take a bit time to do your award, have got a pretty messed up schedule

      Liked by 1 person

  5. Aditi · January 9, 2017

    Hilarious!!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. exoticnita54 · January 9, 2017

    We are all so self conscious of things that nobody else even care about or notice..

    Laugh πŸ˜‚ out loud.. and don’t keep it in

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Daal · January 9, 2017

    funny! wishing you a great 2017 πŸ™‚

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  8. Kiran Goswami · January 10, 2017

    You really know how to give a chunk of gyaan along with a good laugh.. Keep doing it..
    Loved this one.. ❀️

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 10, 2017

      I most certainly will..,.
      Seriously happy you liked it Kiran….
      Thanks for being here,…πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

      Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 11, 2017

        Will always be here πŸ™‚

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · January 11, 2017

        This sounds so romantic….. Specially after watching himym back to back…. ❀❀….
        Have you watched himym

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 11, 2017

        Haha πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Seems lyk you’re desperately single..
        Nopes.. Whats himym??

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · January 11, 2017

        These kinds of poems explain why I am single???
        Himym?? Man!! The “legendary” himym…..
        God!! It’s humorous, it’s romantic, it’s awkward. It’s how I met your mother…..
        You gotta see that….
        May be you’ll start liking me

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 11, 2017

        Heard alot about it.. Never got a chance to watch it.. Really want to, though.. One fine day I’ll.. 😁

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · January 11, 2017

        It can end any trouble of your life they say?? Any trouble?? That’s exaggeration though!! Doesn’t help with flat tires…..
        And these kind of humor again explain why I am single

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 11, 2017

        Hahah man.. I’m thoroughly convinced ok.. I’ll definitely watch it now..
        Yeah.. This humour explains you’re terribly single but don’t loose hope, my friend.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · January 12, 2017

        Ow wow!! Good decision!!
        Haha na na I ain’t going to lose hope πŸ˜‰

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 12, 2017

        πŸ˜πŸ™Œ

        Like

      • Shaggy · January 11, 2017

        Himym stands for how I met ur mother

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 11, 2017

        Ohh.. I haven’t watched it..

        Like

  9. Ivy · January 11, 2017

    I love how you made a black tooth into such a powerful poem

    Liked by 1 person

  10. maureenrose7 · January 11, 2017

    Im glad you laugh! you made me laugh too! haa! this was great! πŸ˜€ Smile teeth or none! and yes fuck the world! Happiness across a person’s face is beautiful black tooth and all! πŸ˜€

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 11, 2017

      Thank you soo much sweetheart….means a lot……
      Yea it’s the happiness that matters

      Liked by 1 person

      • maureenrose7 · January 11, 2017

        ❀ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ ❀

        Like

  11. Ananya · January 11, 2017

    Very well written..!! πŸ˜€
    Can I please reblog this?? πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 11, 2017

      Thank you soo much….
      πŸ˜‰

      Yea… sure you can!!! I’d rather love that

      Liked by 1 person

      • Ananya · January 11, 2017

        Thank you!!😊

        Like

  12. Anjali · January 11, 2017

    Hah! Hah! It’s niceπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Ananya · January 11, 2017

    Reblogged this on AnanyaWorld and commented:
    A very entertaining read…!! πŸ˜€

    Like

  14. Prajakta · January 11, 2017

    Loved it. Humorous yet giving a beautiful message πŸ‘πŸ‘

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 12, 2017

      Just an attempt to encourage people who think they aren’t beautiful enough!!
      Glad you liked!!

      Liked by 1 person

  15. shonessa · January 13, 2017

    Amusing, meaningful and the most important, motivating poetry….✨

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 13, 2017

      Haha thank you so much…..
      Always wanted to be the guy who inspires people by making them laugh…..
      Thanks for giving it a read

      Liked by 1 person

  16. shonessa · January 13, 2017

    My pleasure😊
    Following you for more such humorous yet inspiring posts!⭐

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 14, 2017

      Thank you!! For the follow…… Though I am a disappointment to most people i wouldn’t disappoint you

      Liked by 1 person

  17. Rohit · January 14, 2017

    Great πŸ™‹

    Liked by 1 person

  18. Zaira Khan · January 17

    Impressive work ☺

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 18

      Thank you very much….
      Purpose served I believe

      Like

  19. Ananya Sharma. · January 19

    Shit! This was so cool, Shaggy, Ishan! πŸ˜€

    Liked by 1 person

  20. ahavaha · January 20

    I love it! Wonderful.

    Liked by 1 person

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  22. Kiran Goswami · January 23

    Hey,Shaggy.. Long time no see.. Where r u?? Btw I nominated you for versatile blogger award. Congrats!!
    http://wp.me/p79FdI-1Y

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 26

      Hello!! Kiran….. Just got a pretty messed up schedule!!!! How you doing???
      Oh wow!!! That’s great I’ll definitely do it!!!!

      Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 26

        Heya.. Well I myself am having shitty days.. But thats fine.. Hope you cope up with this messiness soon.
        Nd happy republic day ☺️

        Like

  23. Deepti Nair · January 25

    Hey! I have nominated you for the Mystery Blogger Award. I hope you participate. However, it is completely your choice and there is no compulsion ☺

    Like

    • Shaggy · January 26

      Hey!!! Hi!!! WordPress had spammed your comment, this impudence is intolerable…..
      Oh wow!!! Thank you soo much!!
      I will definitely do the award πŸ™‚

      Liked by 1 person

  24. uneasycalm · March 13

    Funny!! Love the way you write πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · March 13

      Aaye!! I will die in peace now!!!
      Bohot bohot shukriya aapka……
      Zara unorthodox hai par dil se likha hai

      Liked by 1 person

      • uneasycalm · March 14

        I like unorthodox!! πŸ˜€

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · March 16

        I’ll keep them coming, don’t mind the late replies, the exams are on…… So…..

        Liked by 1 person

      • uneasycalm · March 18

        Np at all!! I myself am a lazy replier πŸ™‚ … Best of luck for your exams!! πŸ‘

        Like

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  26. Pradita Kapahi · 5 Days Ago

    LOL! This was so funny! The right attitude is all we need, don’t we? Keep it that way

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · 4 Days Ago

      yes exactly, a kickass attitude and unmatchable wit, the world will kneel to you.

      Like

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