The Smiling Buddha

One fine day my tooth cells died

And my buck tooth turned black

Looked in the mirror and hard I cried

Oh it looked so gross and wack

Didn’t laugh even at the funniest joke

Just Smiled at everyone and never laughed again

And Smiling Buddha was my new name

I went to a party and opened my mouth

And everyone there shouted aloud

Like they have seen bloody Mary

But my laughter was indeed scary

Then they laughed so hard, I cried

You still look beautiful they lied

Smiled at everyone and never Β laughed again

And Smiling Buddha was my new name

Depressed, hideous, hiding my face

I met a man who’d got a scarred face

I asked

World is watching aren’t you scared

He simply said, son remember the word

World is a hoe. Fuck the world!!

I’ve still got a black tooth but I do laugh

They call me smiling Buddha

I tell them to fuck off

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74 comments

  1. misstalkaholic · January 8

    Haha, where did you come with that.. great

    Like

  2. Akhila · January 9

    the moment of enlightenment..

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 9

      very true…..
      that moment and this moment I have actually fucked the world…..
      excuse the narcissism

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Fab Writings · January 9

    haha, The smiling Buddha!!
    The message behind it was even more beautiful!
    Loved it Bhai! πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Pradita Kapahi · January 9

    Cracked me up good!
    BTW I’ve nominated you for the Bloggers Recognition Award. Please check it out on https://thepraditachronicles.wordpress.com/2017/01/09/bloggers-recognition-award/

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 9

      oh wow…. that’s very sweet of you…
      I am sure you wont mind if I take a bit time to do your award, have got a pretty messed up schedule

      Liked by 1 person

  5. Aditi · January 9

    Hilarious!!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. exoticnita54 · January 9

    We are all so self conscious of things that nobody else even care about or notice..

    Laugh πŸ˜‚ out loud.. and don’t keep it in

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Daal · January 9

    funny! wishing you a great 2017 πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Kiran Goswami · January 10

    You really know how to give a chunk of gyaan along with a good laugh.. Keep doing it..
    Loved this one.. ❀️

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 10

      I most certainly will..,.
      Seriously happy you liked it Kiran….
      Thanks for being here,…πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

      Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 11

        Will always be here πŸ™‚

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · January 11

        This sounds so romantic….. Specially after watching himym back to back…. ❀❀….
        Have you watched himym

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 11

        Haha πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Seems lyk you’re desperately single..
        Nopes.. Whats himym??

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      • Shaggy · January 11

        These kinds of poems explain why I am single???
        Himym?? Man!! The “legendary” himym…..
        God!! It’s humorous, it’s romantic, it’s awkward. It’s how I met your mother…..
        You gotta see that….
        May be you’ll start liking me

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 11

        Heard alot about it.. Never got a chance to watch it.. Really want to, though.. One fine day I’ll.. 😁

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · January 11

        It can end any trouble of your life they say?? Any trouble?? That’s exaggeration though!! Doesn’t help with flat tires…..
        And these kind of humor again explain why I am single

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 11

        Hahah man.. I’m thoroughly convinced ok.. I’ll definitely watch it now..
        Yeah.. This humour explains you’re terribly single but don’t loose hope, my friend.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · January 12

        Ow wow!! Good decision!!
        Haha na na I ain’t going to lose hope πŸ˜‰

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 12

        πŸ˜πŸ™Œ

        Like

      • Shaggy · January 11

        Himym stands for how I met ur mother

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 11

        Ohh.. I haven’t watched it..

        Like

  9. Ivy · January 11

    I love how you made a black tooth into such a powerful poem

    Liked by 1 person

  10. maureenrose7 · January 11

    Im glad you laugh! you made me laugh too! haa! this was great! πŸ˜€ Smile teeth or none! and yes fuck the world! Happiness across a person’s face is beautiful black tooth and all! πŸ˜€

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 11

      Thank you soo much sweetheart….means a lot……
      Yea it’s the happiness that matters

      Liked by 1 person

      • maureenrose7 · January 11

        ❀ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ ❀

        Like

  11. Ananya · January 11

    Very well written..!! πŸ˜€
    Can I please reblog this?? πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 11

      Thank you soo much….
      πŸ˜‰

      Yea… sure you can!!! I’d rather love that

      Liked by 1 person

      • Ananya · January 11

        Thank you!!😊

        Like

  12. Anjali · January 11

    Hah! Hah! It’s niceπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Ananya · January 11

    Reblogged this on AnanyaWorld and commented:
    A very entertaining read…!! πŸ˜€

    Like

  14. Prajakta · January 11

    Loved it. Humorous yet giving a beautiful message πŸ‘πŸ‘

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 12

      Just an attempt to encourage people who think they aren’t beautiful enough!!
      Glad you liked!!

      Liked by 1 person

  15. shonessa · January 13

    Amusing, meaningful and the most important, motivating poetry….✨

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 13

      Haha thank you so much…..
      Always wanted to be the guy who inspires people by making them laugh…..
      Thanks for giving it a read

      Liked by 1 person

  16. shonessa · January 13

    My pleasure😊
    Following you for more such humorous yet inspiring posts!⭐

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 14

      Thank you!! For the follow…… Though I am a disappointment to most people i wouldn’t disappoint you

      Liked by 1 person

  17. Rohit · January 14

    Great πŸ™‹

    Liked by 1 person

  18. Zaira Khan · January 17

    Impressive work ☺

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 18

      Thank you very much….
      Purpose served I believe

      Like

  19. Ananya Sharma. · January 19

    Shit! This was so cool, Shaggy, Ishan! πŸ˜€

    Liked by 1 person

  20. ahavaha · January 20

    I love it! Wonderful.

    Liked by 1 person

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  22. Kiran Goswami · January 23

    Hey,Shaggy.. Long time no see.. Where r u?? Btw I nominated you for versatile blogger award. Congrats!!
    http://wp.me/p79FdI-1Y

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 26

      Hello!! Kiran….. Just got a pretty messed up schedule!!!! How you doing???
      Oh wow!!! That’s great I’ll definitely do it!!!!

      Liked by 1 person

      • Kiran Goswami · January 26

        Heya.. Well I myself am having shitty days.. But thats fine.. Hope you cope up with this messiness soon.
        Nd happy republic day ☺️

        Like

  23. Deepti Nair · January 25

    Hey! I have nominated you for the Mystery Blogger Award. I hope you participate. However, it is completely your choice and there is no compulsion ☺

    Like

    • Shaggy · January 26

      Hey!!! Hi!!! WordPress had spammed your comment, this impudence is intolerable…..
      Oh wow!!! Thank you soo much!!
      I will definitely do the award πŸ™‚

      Liked by 1 person

  24. uneasycalm · March 13

    Funny!! Love the way you write πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · March 13

      Aaye!! I will die in peace now!!!
      Bohot bohot shukriya aapka……
      Zara unorthodox hai par dil se likha hai

      Liked by 1 person

      • uneasycalm · March 14

        I like unorthodox!! πŸ˜€

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · March 16

        I’ll keep them coming, don’t mind the late replies, the exams are on…… So…..

        Liked by 1 person

      • uneasycalm · March 18

        Np at all!! I myself am a lazy replier πŸ™‚ … Best of luck for your exams!! πŸ‘

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