A song for 2016

I warned you not to fuck me up too much

You said you don’t care

So I wrote a song for the world to know

What a bitch year you were
It all started in January

Was happy and gave you the tightest hug

“I’ll destroy you” is what you whispered in my ear

So I wrote a song for the world to know 

What a bitch year you were

You saw me falter

Watched me falling on the ground

My cries must’ve made a melodious sound

You did everything to see me fail

No matter how unjust or unfair

So I wrote a song for the world to know

What a shit year you were

It was so foggy I got completely lost

I wondered how long it’s gonna last

Heard your echoes of laughter

But i could do nothing there

So I just wrote a song for the world to know

What a shit year you were

But look you failed, I still stand

It’s you who will go, leaving this land

For all the tricks and traps you tried

And still couldn’t move a kid aside

Oh this failure must be hard to bear

So I wrote a song for world to know 

What a bitch year you were

You on the deathbed ready to die

I am sitting beside waving you goodbye

Holding your hand and giving Judas kiss

Your grave will be adorned by my piss

And the song will be sung everywhere

And world will know, what a bitch year you were

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82 comments

  1. Shereen Mir · December 31

    This is hilarious 😂😂

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    • Shaggy · December 31

      Is it?? Didn’t even mean it to be hilarious

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      • Shereen Mir · December 31

        How much more blunt could this get ?

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      • Shaggy · December 31

        Haha!! But see the pain man, bhavnao ko to samjho

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      • Shereen Mir · December 31

        Oh wait! Is this supposed to be your type of ‘romcom? 🤔😜

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      • Shaggy · December 31

        Uh oh…. Didn’t see that coming……
        Okay there will be Romcoms as well…. Just for you….

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      • Shereen Mir · December 31

        No no it’s okay. Just teasing 😛
        Please stick to your blunt and sarcastic and humourous posts. That makes Shaggy, Shaggy. 😉

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      • Shaggy · December 31

        Words…..
        Touched my heart *wiping tears*
        Thank you!!!
        And a happy new year…..

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      • Shereen Mir · January 2

        Have a great 2017! 😄

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      • Shaggy · January 2

        Thank you!!!
        I wish the same for you…. May you get lots of free pizzas, loads loads of money( in new currency of course) , books, and everything you desire……
        2017 has really been awesome so far….
        How was yours??

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      • Shereen Mir · January 2

        Just wish me some peace 😛
        Baaki sab maaaf! Haha
        Well. I just resumed my office work today. Haha how do you think my 2017 has been so far? 😛

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      • Shaggy · January 2

        Okay well, I wish you a lot of peace!!!
        Uh..oh…. You office?? Wow 2017 is surprising I must say…..
        I am praying for you Shereen!!!
        Do you have a revolving chair in your office….. That thing is sooooo damn interesting….

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      • Shereen Mir · January 2

        Well 2014 would’ve surprised you even more.. coz that’s when I started working 😂
        A revolving chair? Hahah that is the ONLY interesting thing sometimes… I ponder. 🤔

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      • Shaggy · January 2

        Why did I assume you’re a student…..
        What do you do?? I mean work thing….
        I hope I m not getting annoyingly interrogative
        Exactly!!! I didn’t do internship in a form coz they didn’t have revolving chair….
        How can you not have revolving chair….
        Imagine, you have loads of work to do, you are behind the deadline, your peers have all done their stuff and instead of freaking out, you choose to play merry go round on revolving chair….
        That happiness

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      • Shereen Mir · January 2

        Well I under “under maintenance” category wali student.haha looong story.
        I am in the Administration department of a school here in Dubai.
        The youngest staff member of the GEMS Education group 😄

        Hahaha ikr! This revolving chair has twisted me around and helped me escape a lot of situations 😛
        It’s lovely to fly out of anywhere, like literally 😂

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      • Shaggy · January 2

        Ooo that’s cool!!!
        Wow…. Quite an achievement…
        Kudos to you….

        I am on the brink of finishing my bachelors without any clue of what I’d be doing next……
        Haha the miracles of revolving chair.
        I should write a poem on it

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      • Shereen Mir · January 2

        Achievement sunaati thi abhi ek aur, related to this topic. But it’s okay I’ll spare your comments 😛
        We are equally old I think 😛

        Ooooh yush please. Try that theme and write something. Goodluck!

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      • Shaggy · January 2

        Are come on tell…. I am all ears…..
        Yea, I am a bit childish though….. 😜
        Very soon…
        And write that achievement, I am waiting….

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      • Shaggy · January 2

        array kahan gayab ho gye

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      • Shereen Mir · January 3

        Sorrrryyyy 😯
        Umm.. okay i dont wanna reveal so much here.. apna poora kora chitha kholke rakhdoon? 😝

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      • Shaggy · January 3

        What??
        you said you wanted to tell…..
        Never mind…..
        No that’s not needed

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      • Shereen Mir · January 3

        Arey arey easy. Don’t get naraaz 😐
        I said I’d spare your comments. It is a public space na.
        We cool okay? =)

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      • Shaggy · January 3

        Na na i am fine. See 😊😊
        Well you can find a “wanna talk” page on my site, where it wont be public…. If you wish of course…
        Yea 👍👍

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  2. sudershana · December 31

    Haha, hope the coming year will flaunt much love and success to you and then you will sing what a wonderful year (2017) it was!

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    • Shaggy · December 31

      Haha thank yoy soo much purva…. I wish the very same for you…..
      Enjoy the new year eve

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  3. Shreya Sharma · December 31

    I wish you a great happy new year 2017! forget all the bad sufferings of 2016. Though, it’s not as easy as saying. But I hope, you gladly move on. 🙂

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    • Shaggy · December 31

      I wish the very same for you Shreya…
      And yes I’ll definitely try moving on…
      Thanks for those words….
      Means a lot. 😀
      Enjoy the new year eve

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  4. confabler · December 31

    While reading it I thought you were talking about a girl who broke your heart. Was surprised at the end.
    Idk why I always imagined years are guys.

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    • Shaggy · December 31

      I can be very bad, but I won’t publish anything about any girl in my blog like this. Ever….
      Yes even I imagined 2k16 as a middle aged grumpy man…..

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  5. little me💖 · December 31

    Omg! 😱 you filled last pg of your 365 pg with a song😀

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  6. Deepika · December 31

    Hahaha… This made me laugh! Amazing song humorous but had a deep meaning!! 😊
    I wish if you write a song for 2017, it would be the opposite of this!!😄😊

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    • Shaggy · December 31

      Sometimes idk I unintentionally make people laugh…..
      Don’t even if that’s good….
      Thank you soo much….
      Let’s hope so…
      Wish you lots of happiness and success this coming year

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  7. Aanchal · December 31

    Well this was funny! Now life obviously gives us ups and downs but it’s we who will survive till the end.
    And you got amazing sense of humor.
    Have an amazing year ahead! 😊

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    • Shaggy · January 1

      Haha glad I could make you smile…..
      Indeed very true it’s we who will survive against all odds…..
      Shukriya bahut bahut appka……
      I wish you the very same, lots of happiness lots o free pizza coupons lots of success…
      Happy new year

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  8. Kiran Goswami · December 31

    Uh Oh.. Poor 2k16 must have gone with bruises and tears in eyes.
    Btw “Your grave will be adorned by my piss” Best line 😍😍
    And don’t make 2017 write such song for you next time.. Be nice to him.. Happy New year 😁😁

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    • Shaggy · January 1

      I feel bad for 2k16 but hee started the fight mam…. 😁😀😜
      Haha was quite excited writing that….
      Yes mam will be nice to 2017
      And a very happy new year to you too
      May yu have lots of poha jalebi,
      May you find lots free pizza coupons
      May ypu be happiest

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  9. misstalkaholic · January 1

    Happy new year!

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    • Shaggy · January 2

      WordPress spammed your comment now, tsk tsk
      Happy new year to you tooo

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  10. Akhila · January 1

    funny…what did that echoes of laughter tell you..

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    • Shaggy · January 1

      Why is everyone finding it funny…..
      I didn’t want it to be funny….
      A lot of things, they told people will never take you seriously…. Even when you post something serious

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      • Akhila · January 1

        Ha ha…agreed, next time i will take it seriously whatever you post

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  11. boundlessblessingsblog · January 1

    Hilarious for words Ishaan, loved every single stanza.

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    • Shaggy · January 2

      Your comment was spammed idk why…..
      Well thank you so much mam….
      I am happy you enjoyed …..
      A very blessed new year to you

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      • boundlessblessingsblog · January 2

        Ya thanks and yes even I am finding a great problem with this spam folder. Have a great day.

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  12. Meenakshi Sethi · January 1

    Waiting to hear new happy song in new year 2017! May this year treat you well!!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 2

      Oh I am sure, song’s gonna be happy this year….
      A very blessed new year to you too mam 😊😊☺

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  13. Isolated_girl · January 2

    Already smiling 🙂

    This is a good way to let the past go
    Let all the bad memories and bad people flow
    From our lives

    Stay blessed in 2017
    Will be curious to read your song in Dec 2017 :p..

    All the very best

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    • Shaggy · January 2

      My sense of humor is a bit whacky….. Excuse me for that…. But I am so glad you liked it…..
      Works fine for me….
      Same to you…..
      Lots of happiness, lots of food, lots of success to you……
      Haha I hope 2017 song will be a better one….

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  14. Fairy Kumar · January 2

    Shaggy this song😂

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  15. twinklingwords · January 3

    Yeah pretty much how I feel about it too😭 some years leave a deep scar in your life. The best part was, the way you struck back at the year in a teasing way by writing you couldn’t beat down a kid! (it takes a lot of courage and faith to stay hopeful despite the odds and so this motivated me too!)
    Thank you, Shaggy😄
    One thing though, despite everything I’m still glad because this year, I learnt a lot from hardships and it made me realise the truth of a lot of things. So yeah, I’m trying give back some positivity here!
    Have a great day☺

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    • Shaggy · January 3

      I didn’t want to pretend like I enjoyed, so I just expressed how I felt….
      Haha glad you mentioned that part, energy was quite high writing those….
      Come on you need not say that…..
      True. True. True……
      Even I figured out my life goals, figured out who are sone fake people in my life……
      You too have a great great day….
      P.S. didnt get your name?? It’s okay if you want to keep it secret

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      • twinklingwords · January 3

        Haha that’s okay, it was honest and yet positive 😀so it was kickass! Also, I seriously wish this year, things get much better and much happier for both of us.
        Best wishes for that.
        And lol no, my name is already out there😂 someone had already asked me.
        I’m Vageesha😄
        Do you go by Shaggy or something else in the real world 😀?

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      • Shaggy · January 3

        Haha that’s a very desirable compliment tbh….
        Yea seriously…wishes to you too…..
        Vageesha…. Pretty name….
        Imagine going around with a name Shaggy, oh that would’ve been embarrassing….
        My name is Ishan….
        And it’s a pleasure meeting you….
        🙂

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      • twinklingwords · January 3

        Hahaha!😂and thank you😀 Pleasure meeting you too😄

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  16. maureenrose7 · January 3

    Holy shit honey I sure hope this year treats you much better than last! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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    • Shaggy · January 3

      Thank you sooooo much for your wishes…..
      I am sure it’ll be better than the last one….
      😊😊😊

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  17. ihaveabadsenseofhumor · January 3

    Let’s just pray this year will be better, even if you’re not religious, just pray to the pizza god or something:P

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  20. twinklingwords · January 5

    Hey! I have nominated you for an award and the kind it is, I had to tag you! I know it’s only been days I have known you but have read enough of your post to know that you’re well deserving. Will post about it in a while. It’s perfectly fine if you want to skip participation.

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    • Shaggy · January 5

      Oh my that’s very sweet of you Vageesha!!
      Haha thank you for thinking i deserve…..
      Will do this definitely!!!
      Quite excited tbh….

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      • twinklingwords · January 5

        Hey thank you so much😄I mean it though and I’m so glad you’re excited for this🙌

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  21. Prajakta · January 11

    What a conviction towards proving 2016 as a shitty year 😉😉

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    • Shaggy · January 12

      Haha…. Yea!! Exaggerated a bit, every year has good and bad times…..
      But it got me likes 😀 what else masters

      Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 12

      Matters*

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