My First Love Letter

i was never into any relationship. Never. when people roamed after girls i sought fun and food and food and bit more of food. Then started my college life and shit got real and now my college is going going to end and i havent had any girlfriends or what they say “love”. So i made a bucket list and one of the task is to propose a girl…… i wrote a letter, and everything else is ready except the girl…… ahem……. but i hope i’ll find her before my college life ends……. so here’s the letter i have written….what would you say if you got this letter

 

Dear Crush,

hey, gorgeous how are you doing. Do you study psychology because you have hypnotized me so well. i dont know if it’s just me or your eyes really sparkle. i just wanted to say that i am madly in love with you, with your lovely smile(damn, i should’ve written that in capital) with your silky hair. you stay in my mind all day perhaps i should start asking for rent. You are one beautiful magic and i am a legendary magician we are perfect babe.i have everything you need. i am intelligent, rich, funny and can also write poems. i am man with a brain, a heart and a wallet. Will always keep you happy. Promise

I love you

Will you be mine

Yours

Ishan

P.S- did you invent the aeroplane coz you are so right for me