My First Love Letter

i was never into any relationship. Never. when people roamed after girls i sought fun and food and food and bit more of food. Then started my college life and shit got real and now my college is going going to end and i havent had any girlfriends or what they say “love”. So i made a bucket list and one of the task is to propose a girl…… i wrote a letter, and everything else is ready except the girl…… ahem……. but i hope i’ll find her before my college life ends……. so here’s the letter i have written….what would you say if you got this letter

 

Dear Crush,

hey, gorgeous how are you doing. Do you study psychology because you have hypnotized me so well. i dont know if it’s just me or your eyes really sparkle. i just wanted to say that i am madly in love with you, with your lovely smile(damn, i should’ve written that in capital) with your silky hair. you stay in my mind all day perhaps i should start asking for rent. You are one beautiful magic and i am a legendary magician we are perfect babe.i have everything you need. i am intelligent, rich, funny and can also write poems. i am man with a brain, a heart and a wallet. Will always keep you happy. Promise

I love you

Will you be mine

Yours

Ishan

P.S- did you invent the aeroplane coz you are so right for me

 

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131 comments

  1. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 5, 2016

    That was sweet! 😊😊
    I hope she accepts, and since you mentioned aeroplanes, this song should be the bgm – can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars..

    Liked by 4 people

    • The Shaggy · October 5, 2016

      Before she accept me i hav to fnd her 😦 isnt it quite depressing….okay thats a perfect sng fr tht ocassion…

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 5, 2016

        You never know… Anything can happen, may be she’s reading this post or she might come across your blog some day and read your post. You don’t have to find her, she can find you.

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    • The Shaggy · October 6, 2016

      Thank you so much for saying this. Bless you… Wont give up hope tbh… Your name is Rekha, right?

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 6, 2016

        Yep it is πŸ™‚

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    • The Shaggy · October 6, 2016

      Hello Rekha, lovely meeting you

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 6, 2016

        Same here Ishan πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

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      • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

        such formalities

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 7, 2016

        You started it first πŸ˜›

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      • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

        i had a pick up line in my mind…….

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 7, 2016

        Hmm.. tell me

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

        not now now……

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 7, 2016

        Then when?

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      • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

        when you wont know there is a pick up line coming and you’ll be really surprised…… .. then ………..won’t let you wait for long

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 7, 2016

        Ahaan… 😎😎😎

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      • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

        lets put it this way…… you are so amazing that you made me forget my pick up line ……

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 7, 2016

        Hmmm.. that was a pick up line πŸ˜‰

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      • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

        yea……i had a better one in my mind…..
        am i not more like johnny bravo than shaggy

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 8, 2016

        Haha.. my hairstyle has lately become like Johnny bravo’s. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      • The Shaggy · October 8, 2016

        wow!!! quite a hairstyle to have……..
        talking about hairstyle i am jim carey of dumb and dumber

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 8, 2016

        I have been mistaken for a guy ever since I got this hair cut. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      • The Shaggy · October 11, 2016

        AWESOME!!!!!! you see i’ve written that in caps

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 11, 2016

        πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  2. Vivek Vatsal1 · October 5, 2016

    Waah!! Ladke. Jioβ˜ΊπŸ‘

    Liked by 1 person

    • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 5, 2016

      Reliance jio?πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

      Liked by 3 people

      • Vivek Vatsal1 · October 5, 2016

        I actually expected this!!β˜ΊπŸ‘

        Liked by 1 person

      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · October 5, 2016

        πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    • The Shaggy · October 5, 2016

      Ji tau ji…

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  3. asecretworldofritika · October 5, 2016

    Sweet and impressive..
    But as u said what would I do if I got this letter….then dost…
    I would believe in the way u express and make mee feel and trust me d girl would be lucky to get a writer loving her so much…

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    • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

      God!!! that’s really sweet of you…..
      I am sorry i took so much time to get back to you!!!1
      Thank you believing, thank you for being here….
      lots of love to you

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  4. vibhu · October 5, 2016

    no girl will fall in love with u Mr.dumbo…..as u r a guy with no brain,empty wallet with zero intelligence. u r neither rich nor funny, infact it is the biggest joke itself tht u r funnyyyyy

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    • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

      I wanted to gift some chocolates to you!!! even had a special gift from rourkela…..
      not anymore
      Go Die

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  5. asecretworldofritika · October 5, 2016

    Awesome!!!
    So what would I do —
    Well I would wait for some more impressive letters by u😜😜😜..
    Well kidding..

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    • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

      Well i dont mind writing love letters to you…..
      and will surely improve as this one was quite cheesy
      lovely meeting you..Kritika…..

      Liked by 1 person

  6. eddaz · October 5, 2016

    Lol. It’s a sweet love letter, I love the fact that it carries an atmosphere of humour which ladies like.

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  7. exoticnita54 · October 5, 2016

    Ishan..!!! ???.
    One ☝️ thing for sure it’s a humorous letter..but.. your pick up lines are out dated..
    it’s so obvious that it’s your first love ❀️ letter…

    I do hope you find that true love ❀️.. and I do hope she’s everything you have described..
    and with you being so romantic and poetic you will definitely attract some most gorgeous girl..

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    • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

      yes of course…. besides this was quite cheesy letter….. more flattering than romantic…….
      But glad you liked it…..
      I hope the same…. i have been hoping for years to be honest…..
      sorry for replying so late

      Liked by 1 person

      • exoticnita54 · October 7, 2016

        You will find that one true love ❀️..
        just keep your heart ❀️ open

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  8. Goin' the extra...aaamile · October 5, 2016

    The letter could use a little fine tuning… πŸ˜†

    Liked by 1 person

    • The Shaggy · October 6, 2016

      Would u be as good as to tel me how

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      • Goin' the extra...aaamile · October 6, 2016

        surely πŸ™‚ There has to be a lot of feeling, a personal touch and a lot of emotion thrown in…your letter says the write words, but devoid of feelings.
        It’s what I would call…acceptable but doesn’t reach the heart

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      • Akhila · October 6, 2016

        true.. what i felt is either the emotions are missing or shaggy expressed it more wordy..

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

        yes actually this was more flattering than romantic……. besides i have planned to give it to two three people hence there is acute deficiency of “true” love…….and True feelings

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    • The Shaggy · October 6, 2016

      But thats u and not me!? I aint aware of any “standard proposing procedure”. Besides that i didnt pour my feeling bcoz i havent actualy met any grl… I choose to hide my emotions..

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      • Goin' the extra...aaamile · October 6, 2016

        This was the preview then πŸ˜‰ The words will flow I guess once you meet her πŸ™‚ All the best when you find her

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

        Yep may be…..if anything she surely will teach me how to write love letters

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  9. elaine · October 5, 2016

    ” you stay in my mind all day perhaps i should start asking for rent.” — πŸ˜€

    Liked by 3 people

  10. Mel & Suan · October 6, 2016

    One beautiful magic? Call her princess. I think they like that

    Liked by 2 people

    • The Shaggy · October 6, 2016

      I did it once. Called a girl, happy b’day princess. She said wtf i m queen. Some r a bit more ambitious lol

      Liked by 2 people

  11. Mel & Suan · October 6, 2016

    True. I call mine ‘Her Royal Highness Princess Queenie’, mouthful but it works

    Liked by 3 people

  12. dorkyglassesblog · October 7, 2016

    This gave me a exactly when I needed one! I hope you find someone who can appreciate you fully as a person πŸ˜†
    Keep on writing letters like this!
    And you’re doing this well. Girls love guys with a sense of humour. :3

    Liked by 1 person

    • dorkyglassesblog · October 7, 2016

      This gave me a *smile πŸ˜‘ God this is so embarrassing.

      Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

        haha come on its not…….
        i have had worse……
        and those were real embarrassing
        πŸ˜€

        Liked by 1 person

    • The Shaggy · October 7, 2016

      Oh wow!!! this actually gave me a smile as well……Thank you soo much…..
      will surely write, will surely keep giving you reasons to smile…..
      haha fingers crossed……
      i’ll be glad if i could know your name!!!

      Liked by 1 person

  13. writeshefali · October 7, 2016

    😊 I think ur crush will be humorous n unique whoever accepts that letter….N I am sure your plane will fly soon πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸΌ

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  14. vibhu · October 12, 2016

    well in that case where are my chocolates????

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Zaira Khan · October 13, 2016

    Ahhhan, interesting

    Liked by 1 person

    • The Shaggy · October 15, 2016

      Hey miss psychologist….. How are u???

      Really???? What would you do if you got this letter???

      Liked by 1 person

      • Zaira Khan · October 15, 2016

        I am good, thanks..

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 16, 2016

        Great!!! Do you speak hindi

        Liked by 1 person

      • Zaira Khan · October 16, 2016

        I speak Urdu..

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 17, 2016

        Well that’s alright, because they are quite similar I believe……
        Let’s see if my urdu is fine or not…..

        Aap hume umm behad familiar lagti hain …. What do you call familiar in urdu

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      • Zaira Khan · October 17, 2016

        Jaani pehchaani (familiar) ☺ mairi urdu aik dumm sahi aap urdu main bhe baat karsaktay hain.

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 17, 2016

        Shukriya mohtarma……
        Aapki urdu wakai sahi hai……
        Kaha se hain aap

        Liked by 1 person

      • Zaira Khan · October 18, 2016

        Main Pakistan sayy hoon Aur Utah USA main rehti hoon.

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 18, 2016

        Waah !!! Aapse mil kar behad khushi hui…..(idk if khushi is urdu word or not)

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      • Zaira Khan · October 18, 2016

        Mujhay bhe aap saey mil kar Khushi hui. Khushi is Urdu word. Mujhay Hindi alfaaz bhee samajh aatay. There is not much difference.

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      • The Shaggy · October 18, 2016

        Zaira G aap hume jaani pehchani si kyu lagti hain???
        There is, I believe no difference whatsoever, neither in the language nor in the people, ye to sarhadon ne nafrat faila rakhi hain……

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      • The Shaggy · October 18, 2016

        Main india say hoon,

        Liked by 1 person

      • Zaira Khan · October 18, 2016

        G maloom hai

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 18, 2016

        Aapne veer zara dekhi hai??

        Liked by 1 person

      • Zaira Khan · October 18, 2016

        G Hahn.. Shahrukh Khan is my favorite Indian actor. Movie bohat achi Hai.

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 19, 2016

        Same pinch then….
        Srk mera bhi fav actor hai….
        Haan wo toh hai

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  16. Garfield Hug · October 15, 2016

    Oh Shaggy this is sweet! I hope it goes well for you both once you find her 😊or she finds you through this post😁

    Liked by 1 person

  17. Amrita Roy · October 15, 2016

    Any girl i repeat any girl will fall in love with just after reading this. . This letter needs to be viral.. it’ll help a no. Of ppl😊😊

    Liked by 1 person

    • The Shaggy · October 16, 2016

      Wowooowoow!!!!! Wish you could see me now!!!! Smiling ear to ear!!!!! ……
      Haha sure it will……
      Where are you from btw???

      Liked by 1 person

      • Amrita Roy · October 16, 2016

        Lucknow in U.P. n u??

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 16, 2016

        No wonder why they say people from lucknow are beautiful and amazing…….
        I am from Bhilai, I hope you have heard about this place…… πŸ™‚

        Liked by 1 person

      • Amrita Roy · October 16, 2016

        Yep sure.. i have .. who hasn’t? ?

        Liked by 1 person

      • The Shaggy · October 16, 2016

        But of course!!!! Lovely meeting you amrita

        Liked by 1 person

  18. Ananya · October 16, 2016

    Nice letter!!:D
    I liked that part where you talk about asking for rent….!!😂

    Liked by 1 person

  19. Hemangini · October 19, 2016

    This reminded me of a cute story about a pilot… I have completely forgotten it’s name but this story is just so cute!! Loved it.

    Liked by 1 person

    • The Shaggy · October 21, 2016

      Oh really!!! I’d love to hear that story from you someday……
      Thank you sooo much……

      Liked by 1 person

  20. sujatachakraborty · October 21, 2016

    Aww…can I say ..I ❀ you!!

    Liked by 1 person

    • The Shaggy · October 21, 2016

      OMG yes yes…… Love u toooooo…..
      Wish u could see my face now…..
      All smiling…..
      Lovely meeting you Sujata……

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  21. Nyse · October 28, 2016

    Dear Shaggy, I hope you understand how wonderful this letter is. Not even once have you sexualized, or joked about woman’s body but you rather showed maturity with a great sense of humour. Guys need to read this

    Liked by 1 person

    • The Shaggy · October 28, 2016

      Nyse…. Thank you so much…..
      I have always been a respectful kind of flirt….. You can count on this blog for decency and maturity…..
      Once again thanks a lot for saying this….. It’s a great morale booster…..
      Cheers

      Liked by 1 person

  22. Fab Writings · November 5, 2016

    Writing a love letter can be very complex…
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  23. Divya · November 17, 2016

    felt like ” le lo Lelo koi toh mera Dil Lelo” Lol! πŸ˜‚ chill! pyar jitta haseen dikhta hai utta hi Dard deta hai.. so enjoy your life.

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    • Shaggy · November 18, 2016

      Haan sahi mein bilkul wahi haal hai…..
      Aaye haaye kisi ka dil tuta hai yahan matlab

      Liked by 1 person

      • Divya · November 18, 2016

        koi Dil nai tuta hai.. I am way too strong for all such things.. ☺

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · November 18, 2016

        Oho iron lady!!!
        So what do you do to the guys who propose you…..

        Liked by 1 person

      • Divya · November 18, 2016

        I have an aim in my life .. koi masad hai mere paas usko pura karna hai… inn sab ke liye waqt nahi ☺

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · November 18, 2016

        Oh well…..
        Haven’t we all got something to run for, it’s some of the ways people charge themselves up. A little bit of joke, a little bit of flirting. No offence intended……

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      • Divya · November 18, 2016

        may be all have it but not all strive for it!

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      • Shaggy · November 18, 2016

        Sure not

        Liked by 1 person

  24. Kumar Harsh · November 18, 2016

    Hahahahha, story of every boy. Hahaha

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · November 20, 2016

      Story of every “ugly” guy!!

      Liked by 1 person

      • Kumar Harsh · November 20, 2016

        Depends on who you call ugly. πŸ™‚

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · November 20, 2016

        I never call myself ugly… It’s the society.. 😦

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kumar Harsh · November 20, 2016

        Society is the only thing that will never stay with you. The only person that matters is you. If you don’t find yourself ugly, then nobody else can.

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · November 20

        Wow this positivity…..
        I will come to you for inspiration…
        Thanks for those words Harsh!! It really did something…..

        Liked by 1 person

      • Kumar Harsh · November 21

        I am glad I could be of help. πŸ™‚

        Liked by 1 person

  25. Anjali · January 1

    Umm… A no! It wasn’t impressive for me. I mean you are going to propose a girl you never talked to(let) and you’ve mentioned ‘I love you’ . Is it so easy to fall in love? Or is quoting a ‘love you’ to a girl you never talked to or spent time with is so easy?? Ummmm Noah! It could have been much better for a yes!

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    • Shaggy · January 1

      Oh well….
      I wouldn’t give it to a girl I haven’t talked to…. Come on how can I do that….. But yea, it was very cheesy, and full of copied pick up lines…. I’ll have to agree on that…..
      But if you discount my grammar and cheekiness, it was just a feeble attempt at humor…..

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  26. Anjali · January 1

    But is a good try for a guy who is least into girls and relationships.

    Liked by 1 person

  27. Deepti Nair · January 5

    No idea why but your letter made me giggle 😝

    Liked by 1 person

    • Shaggy · January 5

      Oh yea??
      I am funny guy!!πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜…
      Glad I made you giggle

      Liked by 1 person

      • Deepti Nair · January 5

        Write this letter to your crush and you might end up in the friendzone πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

        Liked by 1 person

      • Shaggy · January 5

        Oh damn!! Was it that bad??

        Liked by 1 person

      • Deepti Nair · January 5

        Yeah…well…a little πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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