Pissing Off

a lot of people have been asking me about my tagline………

“what is it or what does it mean?”

here is my tagline

” Life is all about peeing in the swimming pool and turning it green”

well its meant to be humorously inspiring……

It means one should have so much strength in one’s Β pee that it could turn the whole blue swimming pool green…..

Ahem…..

cant help

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97 comments

  1. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · September 29

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ dark or light green?

    Liked by 3 people

    • The Shaggy · September 30

      mine is golden with a shade of pink…. color doesnt depend on what we drink or does it???

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · September 30

        It does. Less fluids is directly proportional to darker shade of yellow.πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

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      • The Shaggy · September 30

        wowo!!! you seem to an expert……

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      • supercalifragilisticexpialidocious · September 30

        πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ drink less water for a day and see what happensπŸ˜›πŸ˜›

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      • The Shaggy · October 2

        Ooohkay will try……

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  2. myredlipsstick · September 29

    hahahahaha… i cant stop laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    • The Shaggy · September 30

      lol sooooooooooooooooo glad you liked it…..
      i’d very happy if i could know your name….
      apparently red lipstick doesnt sound like a real one

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      • myredlipsstick · September 30

        hahaha…ofcourse its not a real name… My name is Shipra πŸ™‚ and whats your?

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      • The Shaggy · September 30

        hey Shipra, that’s a beautiful name you’ve got….
        I am Ishan
        I am really happy knowing you
        πŸ™‚

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      • myredlipsstick · September 30

        Thank u Ishan.. same here ☺

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  3. ramblings of the mind · September 29

    Totally gyan

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    • The Shaggy · September 30

      haha yeah…. gyan ka kya hai jab tak hai dete rahenge

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  4. TalkaholicMe · September 29

    East or west, leave the rest.. πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜œ

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    • Akhila · September 29

      east or west, this is the best..

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      • TalkaholicMe · September 29

        Oh.. I am honoured.. thank you πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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      • Akhila · September 29

        😍😍

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      • The Shaggy · September 30

        Akhila you dont know how happy i get to see you!!!!!
        umm i presume that wasnt for me or was it?

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      • Akhila · September 30

        it is for whoever it reads…cheers my friend..

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      • The Shaggy · September 30

        other way of saying ” not for you” I got it LOL

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      • Akhila · September 30

        ha ha.. you are funny and not shaggy

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      • The Shaggy · September 30

        Oh!! i’ve always wanted to be funny….
        shaggy was funny???? was’nt he???

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      • Akhila · September 30

        awaiting your comic story..πŸ˜‰

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      • The Shaggy · September 30

        it’ll be out soon…do you mind suggesting any names???

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      • Akhila · September 30

        nameless

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      • The Shaggy · September 30

        i am afraid that’s taken anyways will find one

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    • The Shaggy · September 30

      ah if only i could understand what it means

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      • TalkaholicMe · September 30

        You take the second half of this one-liner…you’ll get it

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      • The Shaggy · September 30

        umm I m naΓ―ve…. you’ll have to elaborate….I still didn’t understand

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      • TalkaholicMe · September 30

        Oh too naive 😯 what I meant let other’s speak.. you do what u want.. 😬

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      • The Shaggy · October 2

        Lol sure….. Am I not like poor school not who don’t understand anything

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  5. Adam Hanif · September 29

    Hahahah

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  6. laurelwolfelives · September 29

    Oh…but that means that you are severely dehydrated! When you pee in the pool, nobody should be able to tell! LOL

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    • The Shaggy · September 30

      i am completely naive with the biological aspect of peeing i am sorry ….. nobody found out till i posted this, now i am banned in the pool…
      I m so glad you found it amusing…
      be happy

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  7. Riddhi Sharma · September 30

    Strength in the pee? Hahahaha LOL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    • The Shaggy · September 30

      Yea… That’s My kind of humor and of course my kind of inspiration

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      • Riddhi Sharma · September 30

        LOL Good one! I like your sense of humour πŸ˜‚

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      • The Shaggy · September 30

        Anhaan do you?? I am honored
        btw what did you do your masters in???

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      • Riddhi Sharma · September 30

        I did in political science. What did you do your grad in?

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      • The Shaggy · September 30

        i am a commerce graduate….
        its so unfortunate…… i loved political science…. is there any scope after that i am currently confused as to what should i be doing after my graduation

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      • Riddhi Sharma · September 30

        If you wanna go for civil services, or some think tank, journalism then only take up political science. I wanted to go for civils so i took up the subject so that i’ll help me with optionals..!

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      • The Shaggy · October 2

        Oohkay I do want to go to civil services…..
        Okay…that’s nice….
        Best of luck to you.
        And thank you for enlightening me…
        πŸ™‚

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      • Riddhi Sharma · October 2

        My pleasure πŸ™‚

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  8. Meenakshi Sethi · September 30

    Lol πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  9. Riddhi Sharma · October 1

    Hey! I’ve nominated you for the 3days 3quotes challenge. If interested, check this out https://scriptedsheet.wordpress.com/2016/10/01/day-3-3-days-3-quotes-challenge/?preview=true

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  10. atrangizindagieksafar · October 1

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚LOL

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  11. fairykumar · October 1

    πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  12. confabler · October 2

    Good oneπŸ˜„personally I’ve never tried peeing in the pool but I am a big fan of those who do. I think I’ll enjoy your blog. Bye.
    Now I’ll go and judge your other posts

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    • The Shaggy · October 2

      You should try… I bet you’ll love it..
      Thank you sop much for saying that…..
      Will check yours as well….
      Nice to meet you….

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  13. Cosmic Explorer · October 2

    Hehe that’s pretty creative. The only thing I can think for a green urine colour, other than your wittiness, is probably you ate too much asparagus, took too much drugs/mendication, or have some kind of a weird disease 😜😜 Great blog btw. Where is Scooby?

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    • The Shaggy · October 2

      Or you can also consider the fact that I am color blind…..
      Thank.you so very much….
      Here is a pizza for you…..
      Sadly scooby died this summer

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      • Cosmic Explorer · October 2

        Ooh thanks for the pizzaa. Yum Yum!
        Don’t worry. Scooby must be in an awesome heaven filled with infinite yummy food and thinking of his best friend Shaggy πŸ™‚

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      • The Shaggy · October 3

        You are welcome…..Haha yes of course…..You are one amazing person

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      • Cosmic Explorer · October 4

        Hehe, thank you πŸ˜„ And so are you. You brought all of my scooby doo memories. Feeling nostalgic and wanna watch everything once again πŸ˜‚

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      • The Shaggy · October 7

        Haha they were my fav people both scooby and shaggy……

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      • Cosmic Explorer · October 8

        Mine too πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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  14. Fab Writings · November 6

    Hahahahahahahahahaha, oh god!!!!
    I would love to make swimming pools red then…. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    • Shaggy · November 6

      What???? Do u piss blood???
      Sab naseeb ka khel hai bhai… Hame aaj hi milna tha!!!
      Do u believe same sex marriage is right??

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      • Fab Writings · November 6

        What??? I thought about peeing after eating a kg carrots… hahaha, hey bhagwan!!!
        πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      • Shaggy · November 6

        In that case I believe your poo will become red not your piss….
        No don’t worry I don’t flirt with boys

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      • Fab Writings · November 6

        Haha, that means panda’s poo is green?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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